Well, after donating $20 to the cause and thinking that we have just gambled our salvation away, here, we see that football is ok, as long as our kids are involved and are wearing proper protection.
We held the draft on Thursday night at Rodney's house and all went well until Kilgore thought it was a good idea to take the liberal arts major, Regge Wayne in the first round. Did you know that liberal arts is defined as a degree in "general knowledge?" So, your first round draft pick received a degree in generally nothing. Nice one Kilgore (or Boom Boom).
This was ok, since his team is not named after a deadly substance. Yellow snow? Really Quinton? At least you got Marvin Harrison in the 5th round. Wow, what a steal!
Hey El Conquistador (Matt), what team will Rudi Johnson play for? Yeah, I'm not sure either.
Kevin Curtis was quoted as saying (referring to his groin area) "I've had issues down there since my St. Louis days." Hey Bluegrass Beck, what the crap does that mean?
Needless to say, this ought to be a wonderful year, as long as people don't quit like last year.
Quitters Suck!
SO STRONG, MATT!!!!I'm sure no one cares what I think, but here is my prediction for this years winners, losers, and quitters...
I will win, of course, so, here is how the rest of the league will round out:
Scuba Steve will not be stopped with the powerhouses of LT, Fitzgerald and Gay Rice: 2nd
Crazyshoe looks good with the triple threat of Bray Edwards, Chad and Andre Johnson. Oh, and, of course, the Giants defense with their sack attack: 3rd
Donkey Ralph should do well since he did not take a single Redskin. Good job RB: 4th
Tarheel Superman, are you kidding me? Jabar? Is that Kareem? Who is that guy, anyway... 5th
Snow Piss, I would love to say something else, but Marvin Harrison in the 5th round? What a steal! 6th
I was going to put Maestro Dave at dead last because he is a rookie and his team sucks. Then I noticed that he drafted Laveranues Culpepper. You could sneak out: 7th
Kentucky Bluebeck, 2 mormons is too much for me: 8th
El ConqMatador, have you seen your starting line up? NFC West? You think you could grab some more players from the worst division in football. This means 9th place for sure.
Since Boom Boom picked up Kurt Warner, I think that he will finish dead last: 10th
GOOD LUCK TO ALL!
