Michael Turner's Hall of Justice?

This week, in week one, the opening day of fantasy football 2008 was a surprsie. The former famous comic book artist, Michael Turner, most commonly known for the Teen Titans series, had a stellar start to this year's journey to being the best of the best.

Let's face it, it is hard to argue with the company that Mr. Turner keeps.

In fact, at this point, even after only one week, Mr. "comic book" Turner is an icon. He should go down with all the other one name superstars like Madonna and Beyonce.

We can continue to call him Mr. "Comic Book" Turner, but does he deserve the name of just "Michael?" Let's look at some of his posisble rivals.

Michael Myers:

While this is a scary individual, he does not have the blazing speed that "comic book" has. Have you ever seen any of his movies? He can't even run out of a fire. He just walks out like nothing is happening. However, it would be kind of nice to have a guy that no one can ever take down.

Mike Myers:

Austin Powers

The Love Guru

Shrek

The Cat in the Hat

Wayne

and Charlie Mackenzie

I'm not sure "Comic Book" can compare to this.

Farenheit 9/11, Sicko, Bowling for Columbine. The Michael responsible for these should not even be mentioned.

However, how can we forget an individual who gives us hits such as "Dock of the Bay," "Time, Love, and Tenderness," and "When a Man Loves a Woman?" This is the ultimate Michael of all Michaels.

So, to sum up, Michael Turner remains known as "Comic Book" and Mr. Bolton retains the nickname of "Michael." Sorry Mr. Turner, but who can argue with that beautiful hair.

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"...just look at me, if you were a woman, wouldn't you want some of this?"