Little known facts

The top Fantasy Players for each position are listed below:
You may be surprised by what you read.

The top QBs are:
Rivers at 22 points per game
Brees at 21 points per game
Rodgers at 21 points per game
Nothing surprising about that.

However...

The top WR are actually Anquan Boldin (17 points per game) and Steve Smith (14 points per game). Santana Moss (Yahoo #1) is only averaging 12 points per game and Roddy White (Yahoo #2) is averaging 13 points per game.

The top RBs are listed as Portis (16.5 points) and Barber (15 points per game). But, did you know that Brian Westbrook is averaging 19 points per game and Reggie Bush is averaging 18 points per game?

Do we care about TEs?
Gates and Witten have a commanding lead.
Witten has 9 points per game
Gates has 8 points per game

Kickers, really? If you are still reading and care about this, you are retarded:
But, just in case, here goes:
Yahoo has Nedney and Kasay as #1 and #2 with 9 points per game each.
In fact, it is Carney (10.5 points per game) at #1 and Elam (10 points per) at #2.

DEF?
Chicago, Tennessee, and Yahoo's #1, Tampa Bay (not the Rays).
CHI (13 pts. per)
Tenn (12 pts. per)
TB (11pts. per)

So, with all this nonsense, let's take the top 2 players in each category and see who has the most of these players and if it stacks up against the league rankings.

QB
Rivers - BOHICA
Brees/Rodgers (tied) - Tarheel/Crazy
TE
Witten - BOHICA
Gates - Tarheel
WR
Boldin - formerly with El Conquistador
S. Smith - BOHICA
RB
Westbrook - Tarheel
Bush - BOHICA
K
Carney - BOHICA
Elam - Tarheel
DEF
Chicago - Bluegrass
Tennesse - Bluegrass
(nice job, Blue. That is absolutely worthless)


BOHICA - 5
Tarheel - 4
Bluegrass - 2 (not sure if having 2 defenses in the top 2 really helps you much)
Crazy - 1
El Conquistador - 1

Nothing Surprising here (sorry Steve, I know you are trying to attain the level of Tarheel and BOHICA)!

Retraction Statement from the Press

This blog must officially apologize to Butt Muncher for it's incredibly idiotic comments about Steven Jackson. Our writers for the article "Bonehead Moves of the Week" not only were wrong, they are not even our writers. Shown above, this brother and sister combo failed to do adequate research on the Ram's Steven Jackson.

Steven Jackson is a Bad A and shall never ever have the label "sucks" attached to his name again.
If 160 rushing yards and 3 touchdowns does not deserve an apology, I don't know what does.

Let me repeat, Steven Jackson DOES NOT SUCK and we are so, so sorry.

For the record, it is Butt Muncher's team that sucks, not Steven Jackson.

Bonehead Moves of the Week: please vote

Listing ALL managers, here are their bonehead moves for week 6:

Tarheel Supertramp decides to go with Matt Jones as his receiver. Seriously? Matt Jones, that is your best option for Chambers being out? We'll see how that works out.

SS Minnow Steve: Just because you have 1 player who is probably, 5 players who are questionable and 1 who is out does not mean you have to go all little league on us and make sure that everyone has a chance to play. Starting 3 injured players is not necessary. Soon, you are going to request that we stop keeping score, you left-winged bonehead liberal.

The Italian Duembstro: Your opponent, Scuba Steve, for some reason believes that Ronnie Brown will score 5 touchdowns again in a game. Guess what, it won't happen. Oh, and Dave, guess what else? Deangelo Williams is not going to do it again either. What a bonehead move.

Yellow Piss: His genius has decided to go with only 2 receivers this week, no defense, and no tight end. You made a great trade, but what the? Oh, I get it, you feel bad because you are 4-1 with a 2-3 team? You're not a bonehead, you're just feeling guilty.

Crazy: Is this what you thought of this morning when you woke up? "I have the second highest fantasy point producer on my team and I think he needs to warm the bench a little bit." Did Aaron Rodgers miss a practice or something? Are you punishing him for some unknown reason? Dude, seriously?

Bluegrass Combo Meal: Uhhhh, I don't know how to tell you this, but Devin Hester is a kick returner.... He doesn't really play offense. In fact, the team he is on doesn't really play offense, you bonehead idiot.

Donkey Munchers: Hey bonehead, Steven Jackson sucks! Translation: Steven Jackson sucks!

El COCKY Stador: Guess what, Hasselbeck and Boldin, really? Did you know that Matt is not under center this week and that Boldin is dead! What a bonehead move.

Ka Boom Boom: Why not start all 5? You have 5 questionable players on your team. You realize that questionable means game time decision, right? That means about a 50/50 chance that they play. So, why did you start 80% of your injured players? Oh, I know, boneheads suck at math.

BOHICA: Santana Moss did not score one point last week and he will start. Am I a bonehead, too?