Sunday, October 12, 2008

Bonehead Moves of the Week: please vote



Listing ALL managers, here are their bonehead moves for week 6:

Tarheel Supertramp decides to go with Matt Jones as his receiver. Seriously? Matt Jones, that is your best option for Chambers being out? We'll see how that works out.

SS Minnow Steve: Just because you have 1 player who is probably, 5 players who are questionable and 1 who is out does not mean you have to go all little league on us and make sure that everyone has a chance to play. Starting 3 injured players is not necessary. Soon, you are going to request that we stop keeping score, you left-winged bonehead liberal.

The Italian Duembstro: Your opponent, Scuba Steve, for some reason believes that Ronnie Brown will score 5 touchdowns again in a game. Guess what, it won't happen. Oh, and Dave, guess what else? Deangelo Williams is not going to do it again either. What a bonehead move.

Yellow Piss: His genius has decided to go with only 2 receivers this week, no defense, and no tight end. You made a great trade, but what the? Oh, I get it, you feel bad because you are 4-1 with a 2-3 team? You're not a bonehead, you're just feeling guilty.

Crazy: Is this what you thought of this morning when you woke up? "I have the second highest fantasy point producer on my team and I think he needs to warm the bench a little bit." Did Aaron Rodgers miss a practice or something? Are you punishing him for some unknown reason? Dude, seriously?

Bluegrass Combo Meal: Uhhhh, I don't know how to tell you this, but Devin Hester is a kick returner.... He doesn't really play offense. In fact, the team he is on doesn't really play offense, you bonehead idiot.

Donkey Munchers: Hey bonehead, Steven Jackson sucks! Translation: Steven Jackson sucks!

El COCKY Stador: Guess what, Hasselbeck and Boldin, really? Did you know that Matt is not under center this week and that Boldin is dead! What a bonehead move.

Ka Boom Boom: Why not start all 5? You have 5 questionable players on your team. You realize that questionable means game time decision, right? That means about a 50/50 chance that they play. So, why did you start 80% of your injured players? Oh, I know, boneheads suck at math.

BOHICA: Santana Moss did not score one point last week and he will start. Am I a bonehead, too?

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