Week 4: Battle of the Staches

In the Blue (grass) corner, weighing in at 1.3 ounces, and pubic in color, we have Mr. Pedophile himself. He has had a long run of consecutive knock outs and has a current record of 16 - 0 with the consecutive KO streak at 13. Of course, he only will take on little kids so it doesn't seem fair.

He learned to fight while in prison serving a term for inappropriate facial hair touching of 24 year old man. He gave the jury only one defense? He said:

"He looked so young for his age! I couldn't believe someone that young could grow facial hair. I thought he was 12!"

And here he is and without further ado (not adieu)...

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MR. PEDOPHILE!!!!!

Mr. Pedophile seen here after having just exited the shower with a 7 year old little girl moustache...

And, his challenger (BOHICA), weighing in at a hefty 4.7 ounces (it must be the color that weighs so much) and with no record to speak about, wearing a Fu Manchu style, we have "Fire."

In fact, we don't know how Fire even got a match with Mr. Pedophile. This is like a Heavyweight fighting a rookie Welterweight. Not sure how these 2 got put together in the same ring. Maybe because he has ties to Anton La Vey who is also notorious for wearing a Fu Manchu. Don't know who Anton La Vey is? Well, now is the time to google him. Either way, with La Vet on his side, I'm not sure if Mr. Pedophile will have a chance.

But to be honest, I wold have though La Vey would be pulling for the pedophile... Anyway, here you have it:


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FIRE!
"I'm too sexy for my stache, too sexy..."

Would you belive that these 2 guys served their missions together? Thank goodness they were never companions. Or even saw each other on their missions....

By the way Mr. Pedophile... You know what BOHICA stands for? I bet you would like it very much.


Bend Over (Mr. Pedophile), Here It Comes AGAIN!